Let's see..I woke up at 930. Thirty minutes later than I should have, but one hour should have been workable amount of time to get my hair flat ironed, contacts in and dress on.
Sent via text at 10:25 am
Me: Darn it...I tried to go to church..not happening today. I'm not ready and V's church shoes that match her dress didn't make it home with her, like her dad said they did (yes, I threw my ex under the church bus).
JS: Sorry love, but there's church all day you know.
Huh? Church all day? Seriously? Why?
JS: Sometimes it takes people all day to convince themselves to go.
...If at first you don't get your ass up for church, go to a later mass.